12 Other Things ISIS Just Remembered To Claim Responsibility For
1 min readJul 18, 2016
1. Loud fountains
2. $15 minimums for credit card purchases
3. Platonic Forms
4. The rise of midcentury furniture
5. How geese look
6. Jimmy Wales asking you for $3
7. Anytime someone has waved to you
8. Pablo Honey
9. Bundling of toxic subprime mortgages
10. Having to fold fitted sheets
11. The dread we feel as we stand at the precipice of absolute freedom
12. Starbucks being out of Kind bars