Domenico Siravoin2 Ho Ho Ho’sLast-Minute Valentine’s Day Gifts for the Special Sleep Paralysis Demon in Your LifeThere is still time to get the perfect romantic gift for the hallucinated shadow demon of your dreams!·3 min read·Feb 13, 2022----
Domenico SiravoExistential Valentine’s Day CardsTime to tell that special person in your life that you too feel the constant dread of existence creeping into your heart.·2 min read·Feb 14, 2021--1--1
Domenico SiravoinSlackjawHow To Tell If It’s Social Distancing Or Your Crush Just Isn’t Into YouDuring a time of true crises and mass panic this expert advice can help you with your top priority, figuring out the feelings of your crush.·3 min read·Mar 31, 2020--2--2
Domenico SiravoinSlackjawIt’s Finally Time We Talk About How Pumpkins Can Feel Us Carve ThemHalloween time means finding that perfect costume, filling up on candy, and acknowledging that pumpkins can 100% feel us carve them.·3 min read·Oct 11, 2019--3--3
Domenico SiravoinSlackjaw6 Revolutionary Features of the iPhone XS That Will Help You Forget About The First Mate You Left…Apple’s new flagship phone is the perfect cure for your haunted maritime past3 min read·Oct 17, 2018----
Domenico SiravoThe Vanishing Pope of South JerseyThis past weekend a papal scandal broke out in the quiet south Jersey suburb of Washington Township.4 min read·Oct 16, 2017----
Domenico SiravoinGongshowPredators Spotted Practicing with Rulers Attached to Skates to Avoid Future Offside CallsIn response to P.K. Subban’s electrifying first goal being waved off after a controversial offside challenge, the Nashville Predators have…2 min read·May 30, 2017----
Domenico SiravoinGongshowSabres have utmost confidence in puppet hire Jason Botterill says GM Jack EichelSabres General Manager Jack Eichel says he believes Jason Botterill is the perfect man for the fake job.1 min read·May 20, 2017----
Domenico SiravoI Didn’t Mean to Bring My Cello to the Pepsi RevolutionIt was a day like any other. I woke up, walked the 57 floors to reach the helipad of my building, and then frantically played Cello for…4 min read·Apr 14, 2017----
Domenico Siravo12 Other Things ISIS Just Remembered To Claim Responsibility For1. Loud fountains1 min read·Jul 18, 2016----